One day, a man went to see a therapist because he was feeling incredibly stressed out. The therapist asked him what was causing him so much stress, and the man replied, "Well, it all started when I found a genie lamp and I made a wish without reading the fine print."
The therapist was intrigued and asked the man to elaborate. The man began his story:
"I rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie who offered me three wishes. Excitedly, I blurted out my first wish: I wished to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie granted my wish, and suddenly I was married to a stunning supermodel. I was over the moon!"
"But then, I made my second wish without thinking it through. I wished to be the richest man in the world. And just like that, I became a billionaire overnight. Money was no object for me!"
The therapist nodded, sensing where this was going. The man continued, "But here's where things took a turn for the worse. For my final wish, I asked to have a big dick."
The therapist burst out laughing, unable to contain himself. The man, looking embarrassed, said, "I know, I know… I should have read the fine print. Now I have a big dick and I can't fit it into my Ferrari!"
The therapist doubled over with laughter, tears streaming down his face, as the man sheepishly grinned at his ridiculous predicament. And as they both laughed hysterically, the man realized that maybe his stress wasn't so bad after all.