Two friends, Bill and Bob, were out fishing when they suddenly spotted a strange glowing object in the water. Curious, they rowed over to investigate and discovered it was a genie's lamp.
Excitedly, they rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie, who announced he would grant each of them one wish.
Bill quickly wished for a million dollars, and in a flash, a giant pile of cash appeared at his feet. Ecstatic, he started counting his money.
Bob thought for a moment, then said, "I wish for a million bucks!"
Suddenly, the genie clapped his hands and out of nowhere, a million ducks appeared and started quacking loudly around them.
Bill laughed hysterically while Bob looked confused and asked, "What am I supposed to do with a million ducks?"
Bill replied, "I don't know, but you're the one who wished for them!"