A man goes to a store to buy some milk, but when he gets there, he realizes he forgot his wallet at home. Feeling embarrassed, he decides to steal the milk and quickly runs out of the store.
The store clerk sees him and shouts, "Stop! Thief!"
The man starts running down the street with the store clerk hot on his heels. They run past a police station and the man quickly ducks inside, thinking he can hide there.
He runs into a room filled with police officers and sees a man dressed in a chicken suit standing at the front of the room. Without missing a beat, the man runs up to the officer in the chicken suit and says, "Quick, officer, help me hide! The store clerk is chasing me!"
The officer in the chicken suit looks at him with confusion and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help you. I'm just a poultry in motion!"