The Man's Three Wishes

A man walks into a bar with a tiny little giraffe on a leash. He sits down at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's with the giraffe?"

The man replies, "Well, I found a genie lamp and one of my three wishes was to have a tiny little giraffe that never grows any bigger."

The bartender is amazed and asks what his other two wishes were.

The man says, "Well, my second wish was for a never-ending supply of money so I never have to work again."

The bartender is even more impressed and asks what his third wish was.

The man smiles and says, "My third wish was for a really tall woman with big boobs and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

The bartender laughs and says, "Well, it looks like you messed up on that third wish because that woman is as tall as a giraffe and she's sitting right next to you!"

The man looks over and sees his wife sitting at the bar and says, "Damn it, I should have been more specific with my wishes!"