A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our horse laugh." The man thinks to himself, "I've got nothing to lose", so he decides to give it a try.
He approaches the horse and whispers something in its ear. To his surprise, the horse starts laughing uncontrollably. The bartender is amazed and fulfills his promise of free drinks for the man.
The next week, the man comes back to the bar and sees a new sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our horse cry." Once again, the man decides to give it a shot.
He goes up to the horse and whispers something in its ear. This time, the horse starts crying profusely. The bartender is astounded and once again fulfills his promise of free drinks for the man.
As the man is enjoying his free drinks, the bartender can't help but ask, "What did you say to the horse that made it laugh and cry so passionately?"
The man smirks and says, "Well, the first time I told him my paycheck was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him my bank statement."