Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they stumble upon a magical lamp. They rub the lamp and out comes a genie who grants them each one wish.
The first guy says, "I wish to be off this island and back home with my family." The genie snaps his fingers and poof, the guy disappears.
The second guy says, "I wish to be rich and successful." The genie grants his wish and poof, he disappears.
The third guy looks around at the empty island and says, "I'm kinda lonely now. I wish my friends were back here with me."