A man walks into a bar and sees a horse behind the counter serving drinks.
Astounded, the man asks the bartender, "Is that a real horse serving drinks?"
The bartender replies, "Why yes, it is! If the horse can't make you the perfect drink, you don't have to pay for it."
The man decides to test this out and orders a martini. The horse expertly mixes the drink and serves it to the man, who is amazed at how delicious it is.
Excited by this, the man decides to try another drink and orders a whisky sour. Once again, the horse delivers a perfect cocktail.
Feeling bold, the man decides to test the horse's skill even further and asks for a gin and tonic with a twist. The horse, without missing a beat, makes the drink exactly to the man's liking.
The man is thoroughly impressed and decides to show off to his friends. He brings them to the bar and orders them each a drink, watching with glee as the horse flawlessly makes each one.
One of his friends, a bit skeptical, asks the horse for a unique drink that he's sure it can't make. Without hesitation, the man orders a grasshopper cocktail.
The horse goes to work, pulling out all the ingredients and blending them together perfectly. The man and his friends watch in amazement as the horse delivers the unique drink.
Finally, the bartender leans in and whispers to the man, "You know, the horse is great and all, but he doesn't know when to stop. He's already on his fourth round of drinks for you and your friends. At this rate, he's going to drink us out of house and hay!"