The Hunting Mishap: A Deadly Misunderstanding

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses on the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy quickly whips out his phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm voice, says, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

There's a silence, then a gunshot is heard.

The guy gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"