A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our horse laugh."
The man asks the bartender about the sign and the bartender explains that their horse, who was always grumpy and never smiled, could really use a good laugh.
So the man decides to give it a shot. He walks over to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and suddenly the horse starts laughing hysterically. The man collects his free drinks and leaves the bar feeling pretty proud of himself.
The next day, the man walks back into the bar and sees a new sign that reads, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our horse cry."
Curious, the man asks the bartender about the new challenge. The bartender explains that after the horse had a good laugh the previous night, it was feeling emotional and needed a good cry.
So once again, the man decides to give it a shot. He walks over to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and suddenly the horse starts sobbing uncontrollably.
The man collects his free drinks and leaves the bar feeling even prouder of himself.
A few days later, the man walks back into the bar and sees a new sign that reads, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our horse stop crying."
Confused, the man asks the bartender what happened. The bartender explains that after the horse had a good cry, it couldn't stop and they needed someone to cheer it up.
So the man walks over to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and suddenly the horse stops crying and starts laughing again. The man collects his free drinks and leaves the bar feeling like a true horse whisperer.
As he walks out the door, the bartender stops him and asks, "What did you say to the horse to make it laugh and then stop crying?"
The man replies, "Well, the first time I told him my penis was bigger than his. The second time I showed him."