Two friends, Jim and Bob, were out for a round of golf. As they were playing, they noticed a funeral procession passing by on a nearby road.
Jim suddenly stopped in the middle of his swing and took off his hat, bowing his head in respect. Bob was surprised and asked, "Jim, why are you taking off your hat for a funeral procession?"
Jim replied, "Well, you never know. It could be one of my future clients."
Bob chuckled at the joke and they continued playing.
A little while later, they reached the ninth hole and Bob suddenly collapsed on the ground, clutching his chest in pain. Jim panicked and asked, "What's wrong, Bob? Are you okay?"
Bob gasped, "I think I'm having a heart attack. Call an ambulance!"
Jim quickly took out his phone to call for help but Bob interrupted, "Wait! Before you call, could you make sure the funeral procession is still passing by? I want to make a good impression."