One day, a man walked into a bar with his pet giraffe. The bartender looked at them both in disbelief and said, "Hey, you can't have that giraffe in here!"
The man replied, "Oh, don't worry, he's well-behaved. In fact, watch this." And with that, the man ordered two beers and they both sat down at the bar to enjoy them.
As they were sitting there, the giraffe suddenly passed out cold on the floor. The bartender was shocked and said, "What the heck just happened? Is he okay?"
The man chuckled and said, "Oh, he's fine. He just can't handle his drinks very well. Let me wake him up." And with that, the man stood up, walked over to the giraffe, and started slapping him on the side of the head until he woke up.
The bartender was still in shock and said, "I've never seen anything like that before. Why on earth do you have a giraffe as a pet anyway?"
The man replied, "Well, I found him in Africa on a safari and I just couldn't resist bringing him home with me. Plus, he serves as a great conversation starter wherever we go."
The bartender chuckled and said, "Well, he certainly is a unique companion. But next time, maybe leave him at home when you come to the bar. We don't want any more passed out giraffes on the floor."
And with that, the man and his giraffe finished their drinks, paid their tab, and left the bar, leaving the bartender scratching his head in disbelief at the bizarre encounter.