A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can make the bartender laugh." Intrigued, the man approaches the bartender and says, "I bet I can make you laugh."
The bartender says, "Oh yeah? Give it your best shot."
So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. He then takes out a tiny man and sits him down at the piano. The tiny man starts playing a beautiful rendition of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
The bartender is amazed and starts laughing uncontrollably. The man grins and says, "I also have a tiny orchestra if you want to hear more!"
The bartender, still chuckling, says, "You win, free drinks for life! But where did you get all these tiny musicians?"
The man replies, "Oh, I have a genie in a lamp that grants me any wish I want."
The bartender asks, "Can I borrow that lamp?"
The man says, "Sure, but be careful what you wish for. The genie is a bit hard of hearing."
So the bartender excitedly rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The bartender shouts, "I want a million bucks!"
The genie nods and says, "Your wish is my command!" and disappears.
Suddenly, the bar is filled with a million ducks quacking and flapping around. The bartender, frustrated, turns to the man and says, "What kind of genie is this? I asked for bucks, not ducks!"
The man laughs and says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"