A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sitting there enjoying his drink, he notices a tiny man playing a piano on the bar. Intrigued, the man asks the bartender about the little musician.
The bartender explains, "Oh, that's our house genie. He can grant you three wishes, but there's a catch – whatever you wish for, your biggest enemy will receive double."
The man thinks for a moment and decides to make his first wish. "I wish for a million dollars," he says. Instantly, a pile of cash appears on the bar in front of him. But just as quickly, another pile of cash appears in front of his worst enemy, who happens to be sitting at the other end of the bar.
Undeterred, the man makes his second wish. "I wish for a mansion on the beach," he declares. And just like that, a beautiful beachfront property materializes before his eyes. But as he looks out the window, he sees an even bigger and more luxurious mansion being built next door for his enemy.
Frustrated but determined, the man makes his final wish. "I wish to be beaten half to death!" he exclaims.