A man walks into a bar with a giant piece of asphalt under his arm. He goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
The bartender looks at the man and the asphalt and says, "What's with the giant piece of asphalt?"
The man replies, "Well, I found this genie lamp and when I rubbed it, the genie granted me one wish. I wished for a road to success, and this is what I got!"
The bartender laughs and serves the man his beer. A little while later, another man walks into the bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
The first man sees him and says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel?"
The second man replies, "Oh, I found a genie lamp too and wished for a big car. This is the key!"
The first man chuckles and shakes his head. Just then, a third man walks into the bar with a piece of pie on his head.
The first two men look at him and ask, "What's with the pie on your head?"
The third man smiles and says, "Oh, I found a genie lamp as well and wished for a head full of dessert!"