There was a man who had a really embarrassing problem – he couldn't stop farting loudly in public. It didn't matter where he was or who he was with, the farts just kept escaping from him at the most inappropriate times.
One day, he decided enough was enough and he went to see a doctor about his problem. The doctor did some tests and finally came up with a solution – he gave the man a special pill that was supposed to stop the farting once and for all.
Excited by the prospect of finally being free from his embarrassing issue, the man took the pill and waited for it to take effect. But as he was walking home from the doctor's office, he felt a rumble in his stomach and knew that a fart was coming. He clenched his butt cheeks together as tightly as he could, trying to hold it in, but to no avail – the fart slipped out and was even louder than before.
Panicking, the man ran back to the doctor and explained what had happened. The doctor quickly realized the mistake – he had given the man a hearing aid instead of a pill!
The man was mortified, but at least now he could hear the farts coming before they happened. And the silver lining? He made a fortune selling tickets to his fart symphony performances.