There was a man who was always telling his wife that he was a superhero in disguise. She never believed him, but one day he came home with a cape and mask, claiming he was ready to save the world.
His wife just rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, Superman, whatever you say."
The next day, the man heard about a bank robbery happening in their town. Excited to finally prove himself, he rushed to the scene, wearing his cape and mask. As soon as he arrived, he yelled, "Fear not citizens, I am here to save the day!"
But instead of being greeted with cheers and applause, he was met with laughter and confusion. The bank robbers couldn't take him seriously and even the hostages were giggling at his homemade costume.
Deflated, the man took off his cape and mask, feeling embarrassed and defeated. As he walked back home, his wife was waiting for him with a smirk on her face.
She said, "I guess even superheroes have off days, huh?"
And that's the story of how the man's superhero dreams came crashing down faster than a speeding bullet.