The Eye Doctor's Tiny Man Conundrum

A man goes to the doctor complaining about a pain in his eye. The doctor examines him and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I know what's causing your eye pain. The bad news is that you have a rare condition where a tiny man is living in your eye."

The man is shocked and asks, "What should I do?"

The doctor replies, "Well, first I need to remove the tiny man from your eye. But don't worry, it's a simple procedure. I just need your permission to do it."

The man agrees and the doctor begins the procedure. After a few minutes of work, the doctor finally removes the tiny man from the man's eye. The man asks, "What are you going to do with him now?"

The doctor responds, "Oh, don't worry. We'll take care of him. We have a special room in the hospital where we keep all the tiny men we find in people's eyes. They have their own little community there. They play games, watch movies, have parties… they're living the good life!"

The man is amazed and asks, "Wow, that sounds like a pretty nice place. Can I visit them sometime?"

The doctor chuckles and says, "I'm sorry, but visitors are not allowed. The last time we let someone in, they caught a rare condition where a giant man was living in their eye!"