The Dancing Bear: A Campground Comedy

Two friends are out camping and are woken up in the middle of the night by a loud noise outside their tent. They peek out and see a bear rummaging through their food supplies.

One friend whispers to the other, "We need to scare off the bear, but we need to do it quietly so we don't attract attention."

The other friend nods and says, "I have an idea. Let's both start clapping and cheering like we're at a football game."

So the two friends start clapping and cheering, "Go bear, go bear, go bear!"

The bear stops, looks at them, and then starts dancing to their cheers. The friends are amazed as the bear does flips and spins, putting on quite a show.

After a few minutes, the bear finishes its performance and walks away into the woods.

The friends high five each other and one says, "That was amazing! I can't believe that worked. We should try out for America's Got Talent with our bear whispering skills."

The other friend laughs and says, "Yeah, I think we just discovered the world's first dancing bear. I bet he's going to be a big hit at the circus."