A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices that the man is looking a little down and asks him what's wrong.
The man sighs and says, "Well, I just found out that my wife is leaving me for a circus performer."
The bartender looks shocked and asks, "A circus performer? That's awful! What does he have that I don't?"
The man pauses for a moment before replying with a grin, "Well, for starters, a seal balancing a ball on its nose."