A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Cheeseburgers: $1, Handjobs: $10." Intrigued, he takes a seat at the bar and asks the bartender about the sign.
The bartender explains, "Well, you see, we have a very talented waitress who gives excellent handjobs. She's very popular with the customers, hence the $10 price tag. But, since we're a bar and not a brothel, we also offer cheeseburgers for just $1 to keep things classy."
The man chuckles and says, "That's quite the unique menu you've got there. I think I'll take a cheeseburger, please."
The bartender nods and shouts to the kitchen, "One cheeseburger, coming up!" A few minutes later, the man is served a delicious cheeseburger, complete with all the fixings.
As he's eating, a beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar. She orders a drink and spots the sign advertising handjobs for $10. Intrigued, she asks the bartender about it.
The bartender explains, "We have a very talented waitress who gives excellent handjobs for just $10. She's very popular with the customers."
The woman wrinkles her nose and says, "That's disgusting! I would never stoop so low as to sell my body for money."
The man at the bar chuckles and says, "Oh, don't be so quick to judge. I felt the same way when I first came in here, but after trying the cheeseburger, I think I might give the handjob a shot."