A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I think I'm losing my mind. I keep forgetting things and I can't seem to focus on anything. I feel like I'm losing my marbles!"
The doctor examines him and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is nothing physically wrong with your brain. The bad news is that you have a rare condition called ‘Punnyitis’.”
“Punnyitis? What's that?” the man asks.
The doctor explains, “It's a condition where your brain is constantly making puns and jokes without you even realizing it. It's like your brain is on a constant stand-up comedy tour.”
The man sighs and says, “Well, I guess that explains why I keep getting kicked out of the library for laughing too loudly at the history books.”
The doctor laughs and says, “Don't worry, it's not a serious condition. In fact, I think you'll find that it's quite punny!”
The man groans and says, “Great, now even my doctor is making puns. I think I need a second opinion.”
The doctor chuckles and says, “I can refer you to a specialist, but I warn you, he's a real joker.”
And so, the man left the doctor's office with a smile on his face, realizing that sometimes laughter is the best medicine, even if it's a little bit corny.