A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a blonde. The blonde looks over at him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?"
The man nods and says, "Sure, go ahead."
The blonde says, "Okay, so there's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stranded on a deserted island. They come across a magic lamp and rub it, out pops a genie who offers them each one wish."
The brunette goes first and says, "I wish to be off this island and back home with my family." POOF, she disappears.
The redhead goes next and says, "I wish to be off this island and back home with my friends." POOF, she disappears.
The blonde looks at the genie and says, "I'm kinda lonely here… I wish my friends were back with me." POOF, the brunette and redhead reappear on the island.
The man chuckles and says, "That's a good one, but I've got a better joke for you. So there's a man who walks into a bar and sees a talking horse sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks, 'Hey, what's the deal with the talking horse?' And the bartender says, 'Oh, he's a real jokester. If you can make him laugh, he'll buy you a drink.'"
The blonde starts laughing and says, "That's hilarious! I love it!"
The man grins and says, "Well, looks like I owe you a drink then."
The blonde smiles and says, "I'll take a margarita, please."
And they both had a good laugh and enjoyed their drinks together.