Two men were hiking in the mountains when they heard a loud roar. They turned around to see a massive grizzly bear charging towards them.
Panicked, one of the men started frantically searching through his backpack. The other man asked him what he was doing.
"I'm looking for my running shoes," the first man replied.
"You think you can outrun a bear?" the second man asked incredulously.
"I don't have to outrun the bear," the first man said. "I just have to outrun you!"