A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there, he notices a jar of money on the counter with a sign that reads, "Win $500! Ask the bartender how." Intrigued, the man calls the bartender over and asks him how he can win the $500.
The bartender gestures toward a large, burly man sitting at the end of the bar and says, "You see that guy down there? He's a former navy SEAL and he has a mean temper. If you can make him laugh, the $500 is yours."
The man thinks for a moment and then confidently walks over to the navy SEAL. He whispers something in the man's ear and the navy SEAL bursts out laughing. The man returns to the bartender, collects his $500, and leaves the bar with a big smile on his face.
The next day, the man returns to the bar and sees the same jar of money on the counter with a new sign that reads, "Win $1000! Ask the bartender how." Seeing this as another challenge, he calls the bartender over and asks him how he can win the $1000.
The bartender points to the same navy SEAL at the end of the bar and says, "This time, you have to make him cry. If you can make him cry, the $1000 is yours."
The man hesitates for a moment, but then he walks up to the navy SEAL and whispers something in his ear. This time, the navy SEAL's eyes well up with tears and he starts sobbing uncontrollably. The man returns to the bartender, collects his $1000, and leaves the bar feeling like a champion.
Curious to know what the man said to make the navy SEAL laugh and cry, the bartender asks him when he comes back to the bar the following day. The man chuckles and says, "Well, yesterday I told him that my dick was bigger than his. And today, I proved it."