One day, a man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He hired a guide and they set off on their adventure. As they were walking through the dense jungle, the man suddenly heard a loud growling noise. He turned to his guide and asked, "What was that?"
The guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, that was just a lion. They usually don't bother us as long as we stay out of their territory."
The man nervously continued walking, but soon heard another loud growl, this time even closer. He turned to his guide and asked, "Are you sure we're safe?"
The guide replied, "Oh, that was just a hippo. They can be a little aggressive, but as long as we don't startle them, we should be fine."
The man was starting to feel a little uneasy, but he took a deep breath and continued walking. Suddenly, they heard a loud trumpet sound, and the man turned to his guide and exclaimed, "What was that?!"
The guide calmly replied, "Oh, that was just an elephant. They are very gentle creatures, unless you take their parking spot at the watering hole."
The man couldn't believe his ears. "Elephants have parking spots?" he asked incredulously.
The guide chuckled and replied, "Of course! How do you think they keep track of who's turn it is to drink first? It's all about elephant etiquette out here in the jungle!"
The man couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. As they continued on their safari, he couldn't shake the image of a line of elephants waiting their turn at a watering hole, each with their own designated parking spot. And he realized that sometimes, the wildest things in the jungle aren't the animals themselves, but the stories they inspire.