Three friends, an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian, were stranded on a deserted island. They were hungry and desperate for food, so they decided to go hunting.
The Englishman went out first and came back with a rabbit. The Frenchman went out next and came back with a deer. The Russian went out last and came back with a wheelbarrow.
The other two friends were shocked and asked him, "Why did you bring back a wheelbarrow?"
The Russian replied, "Because there was a guy in it, and he said, 'If you don't give me a ride, I'll report you to the authorities!'"