A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life! Just tell a good joke to the bartender."
Excited about the prospect of never having to pay for a drink again, the man rushes over to the bartender and says, "I have a joke for you!"
The bartender nods and the man begins his joke, "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
The bartender looks intrigued and asks, "Why?"
The man grins and replies, "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
The bartender chuckles and pours the man a drink. "That was a good one, you've earned your free drinks for life!"
The man is ecstatic and starts drinking, but after a few hours, the novelty wears off and he realizes he's going to be spending a lot of time at this bar. So he decides to test if the offer is too good to be true.
He tells another joke to the bartender, "What's brown and sticky?"
The bartender looks puzzled and asks, "I don't know, what?"
The man smirks and says, "A stick!"
The bartender laughs and pours him another drink. "Okay, that one was a bit corny, but it still counts for a free drink."
The man is starting to enjoy his new routine, but after a few days, he's running out of jokes. So he decides to get a little creative.
He tells the bartender, "What did the ocean say to the beach?"
The bartender raises an eyebrow and says, "What?"
The man responds, "Nothing, it just waved!"
The bartender laughs again and serves him another drink. "I'll give you points for originality on that one. You're really taking advantage of this offer, aren't you?"
The man grins and replies, "Hey, when life gives you free drinks, you make jokes!"