Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they stumble upon a magic lantern. They rub the lantern and a genie appears, offering each of them one wish.
The first guy says, "I wish I was off this island and back home." POOF! He disappears in a puff of smoke.
The second guy eagerly says, "I wish I was back home with my family and friends." POOF! He also disappears.
The third guy, looking around at the now empty island, scratches his head and says, "Gee, I'm kind of lonely now. I wish my friends were back here with me." POOF! The other two guys reappear.
Don't you just hate it when your friends can't take a hint?