Two men are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He stops breathing and his eyes roll back in his head. The other man panics and frantically calls 911.
"Help! My friend just collapsed and he's not breathing! What do I do?" he screams into the phone.
The operator calmly responds, "Sir, first we need to make sure he is actually dead."
The man hangs up the phone and a few seconds later, the operator hears a loud BANG!
The man picks up the phone again and says, "Okay, now what?"