A man walked into a bar and sat down at the counter. The bartender asked him what he would like to drink, and the man replied, "I'll have a beer, please."
The bartender pours the man a cold beer and hands it to him. The man takes a big sip and then suddenly spits it out all over the bar.
The bartender, shocked, asks the man what's wrong. The man replies, "I asked for a beer, not a pilsner!"
The bartender apologizes and grabs the man a different beer. The man takes a sip and once again spits it out all over the bar.
Now the bartender is getting frustrated and asks the man, "What is the problem now?"
The man responds, "I asked for a beer, not a stout!"
The bartender, now annoyed, asks the man what kind of beer he wants. The man replies, "I'll have a beer that tastes like my wife's cooking."
The bartender, confused, asks, "What does your wife's cooking taste like?"
The man says, "I don't know, I've never tried it!"