A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him confused and asks, "What's with the steering wheel?"
The man replies, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
The bartender laughs and pours the man a drink.
A few minutes later, another man walks in with a belt made out of watches. The bartender, now curious, asks him, "What's with the belt?"
The man replies, "Well, it's a waist of time!"
The bartender chuckles and serves him a drink as well.
Just then, a third man walks in with a kangaroo on a leash. The bartender, now completely bewildered, asks him, "What's with the kangaroo?"
The man calmly replies, "I found him hopping around in the parking lot and decided to bring him in for a drink."
The bartender looks at him quizzically and asks, "But why is he on a leash?"
The man shrugs and says, "He's underage."
The bartender bursts out laughing and serves him a drink, amused by the absurdity of the situation. As the three men share a drink and chat, the kangaroo hops around the bar, adding to the hilarity of the evening.