A man was stranded on a deserted island for years, living off coconuts and fish he caught with his bare hands. One day, a beautiful woman washes up on shore and he can't believe his luck. They quickly fall in love and build a life together on the island.
Years go by and the man is starting to get antsy. He turns to the woman and says, "Honey, I've been thinking. We've been on this island for so long and we've never had a wedding."
The woman looks at him puzzled and says, "But who would we invite? It's just the two of us here."
The man smiles and says, "Don't worry, I'll invite my three best friends."
The woman is skeptical but agrees. The man gets to work building a makeshift altar out of palm fronds and shells. The day of the wedding arrives and the man proudly leads his wife-to-be down the aisle.
As they reach the altar, the man turns to the woman and says, "I now pronounce us husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
Just then, three coconuts fall from a tree nearby and the man says, "And now, I present to you, my three best friends!"