Two guys are lost in the desert and they're really thirsty. As they're walking, they come across a genie lamp lying in the sand. Excitedly, they rub the lamp and a genie appears.
The genie tells them that he can grant each of them one wish. The first guy quickly says, "I wish to be in a big, cool mansion filled with beautiful women and endless amounts of beer!" Poof, the genie grants his wish and the guy disappears.
The second guy, thinking for a moment, says, "I wish for my friend to be back here with me so we can figure out how to get out of this desert together."
And just like that, the first guy reappears next to him, confused and surrounded by beautiful women and beer.
The second guy looks at him and says, "Well, this sure beats the hell out of being lost in the desert, doesn't it?"
The first guy looks around at the women and the beer and says, "Yeah, but I still don't know how we're going to get out of here."
The second guy just shrugs and says, "Eh, who cares? Let's just enjoy the view and worry about that later."
And so, the two friends spent the rest of their days in the desert, living it up in their little oasis, completely forgetting about their original predicament.