A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for anyone who can make our bartender laugh."
The man thinks to himself, "I'm pretty witty, I'll give it a shot." So he walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer and a joke, please."
The bartender pours him a beer and says, "Okay, let's hear it."
The man starts his joke, "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
The bartender shrugs, "I don't know, why?"
The man grins, "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
The bartender chuckles a little, but doesn't laugh out loud. The man thinks quickly and says, "Okay, okay, I've got another one. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
The bartender raises an eyebrow, "I'm not sure, why?"
The man smirks, "Because it was two tired!"
The bartender can't help but chuckle a little more at that one. The man sees his chance and goes for broke with his last joke, "Alright, last one. Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?"
The bartender nods, "I'm listening, why?"
The man grins from ear to ear, "Because he drank it before it was cool!"
The bartender bursts out laughing at that one and says, "Okay, buddy, you win! Your drinks are on the house."
The man celebrates his victory by buying a round of drinks for the whole bar, and the bartender can't stop laughing at the cheesy jokes. As the night goes on, the jokes keep coming and the laughter never stops. It turns out, all it takes to get free drinks is a little bit of wit and a whole lot of corny humor.