One day, a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he sat down, he noticed a tiny man playing the piano in the corner of the room. Intrigued, the man walked over to the piano player and asked him, "How did you get to be so small?"
The tiny man replied, "Well, it's a funny story actually. I found a genie in a bottle and he granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished to be the best piano player in the world. For my second wish, I wished to be able to fit in small spaces. And for my third wish, well… let's just say I should have been more specific."
The man couldn't help but laugh at the tiny piano player's misfortune. As he walked back to his seat, he couldn't shake the thought of how lucky he was to be of regular size. But just as he took a sip of his beer, a genie appeared before him and said, "I am here to grant you three wishes. What is your first wish?"
Excited by the possibility of getting anything he wanted, the man blurted out, "I wish to have a billion dollars!" In an instant, a pile of money appeared before him.
For his second wish, the man thought carefully and said, "I wish to be the most handsome man in the world!" Suddenly, his reflection in the mirror showed a stunningly handsome man staring back at him.
Feeling confident and on a roll, the man exclaimed, "For my third wish, I wish to have a nine-inch penis!" And just like that, his legs shrunk to half their size.