Billy Bob and Joe were walking through the woods when they stumbled upon a genie lamp. Excitedly, they rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "I will grant each of you one wish, but be warned – whatever you wish for, your best friend will receive double."
Billy Bob thought for a moment and said, "I wish for a million dollars!" Suddenly, a million dollars appeared in his lap, but Joe had two million dollars in his.
Joe chuckled and said, "I wish I had the most beautiful woman in the world as my wife." In an instant, a stunningly beautiful woman appeared by his side, but Billy Bob now had two of the most beautiful women in the world as his wives.
Feeling a little defeated, Billy Bob turned to Joe and said, "I wish I was beaten half to death."