A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, what's with the newt?"
The man replies, "Oh, this is my talking newt. He's incredibly talented."
The bartender raises an eyebrow and says, "Really? I find that hard to believe."
The man nods confidently and says, "Watch this. Newt, what's on top of a house?"
The newt replies, "Roof!"
The bartender chuckles and says, "Okay, that was pretty good. But that could have just been a lucky guess."
The man smirks and says, "Oh, just you wait. Newt, why did the chicken cross the road?"
The newt quickly responds, "To get to the other side!"
The bartender can't help but laugh at this point. He turns to the man and says, "Alright, I'll admit it. That's a pretty talented newt you've got there. But can he do anything else?"
The man nods and says, "Oh, he's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. Here, watch this. Newt, do your Elvis impersonation!"
The newt starts swaying back and forth on the man's shoulder and belts out, "Thank you, thank you very much!"
The bartender is in stitches at this point. He looks at the man and says, "Alright, I've seen it all now. That's the most talented newt I've ever seen."
Just then, a chicken walks into the bar. The man looks at the bartender and says, "Hey, looks like my newt's jokes are already making their way around town!"