The Art of Survival: Outrunning Bears and Friends

Two friends, Dave and Jim, were out hiking in the mountains when they stumbled across a bear.

Dave immediately starting running away, while Jim calmly bent down and started changing into a pair of running shoes.

"Why are you changing into running shoes? You can't outrun a bear!" Dave yelled in panic.

"I don't have to outrun the bear," Jim replied coolly. "I just have to outrun you."