One day, a snail decided to buy a brand new sports car. He went to the dealership, picked out the sleekest, shiniest sports car on the lot, and proudly drove it home.
As he started driving around town, he noticed that everyone was staring at him, pointing and laughing. Confused, the snail decided to pull over and ask a bystander what was going on.
The bystander chuckled and said, "Well, it's great that you have a new sports car, but um, you're a snail. You're not exactly going to be breaking any speed records in that thing."
The snail was taken aback but determined to prove everyone wrong. So he revved up the engine, put the pedal to the metal, and zoomed off down the street at a blistering speed.
As he flew past a stop sign, a police officer saw him and immediately pulled him over. The officer approached the snail and said, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
The snail replied, "Ugh, sorry officer, I was just trying to show everyone that even a snail can go fast in a sports car!"
The officer chuckled and gave the snail a warning, saying, "Just remember to slow down next time, we don't want any snail accidents on our hands!"
And with that, the snail continued on his way, proud of his new sports car and his newfound need for speed. The moral of the story? Even a snail can have a need for speed – just be sure to watch out for those slowpokes on the road!