The Laughing Horse

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there enjoying his drink, he notices a jar on the bar with a sign that says, “If you can make my horse laugh, you get to keep all the money in this jar.”

Intrigued, the man asks the bartender about the jar. The bartender explains that the horse belongs to a regular customer who’s been coming in every day for the past year trying to make the horse laugh, but so far, no one has been successful.

The man thinks for a moment and then decides to give it a try. He walks over to the horse and whispers something in its ear. To everyone’s surprise, the horse starts laughing uncontrollably, kicking its hooves up in the air and snorting with glee.

The man collects his winnings from the jar and starts to leave, but the bartender stops him and asks, “Wait a minute, what did you say to make the horse laugh?”

The man just smiles and says, “I told him my bank account balance.”