A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that monkey in here!"
The man replies, "Don't worry, he's trained. Watch this." He points to the monkey and says, "Play the piano." The monkey jumps off his shoulder, runs over to the piano, and starts playing a beautiful melody.
The bartender is impressed and allows them to stay. The man then says, "Watch this." He points to the monkey again and says, "Sing a song." The monkey starts belting out an incredible rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody."
The patrons are amazed and start throwing money at the man and his talented monkey. The man is beaming with pride until the monkey suddenly stops playing and singing, jumps on the bar, and starts stuffing peanuts up his butt.
The bartender is horrified and yells, "What the hell is he doing?!"
The man shrugs and says, "Oh, he just likes to play with his food before he eats it."