A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, what's with the duck on your head?"
The man replies, "Oh, this? Well, I found this genie lamp and when I rubbed it, the genie granted me one wish. So, I wished for a duck that would always be by my side."
The bartender is amazed and asks, "That's incredible! What else did you wish for?"
The man smirks and says, "For my next wish, I asked for a beautiful woman to fall in love with me."
The bartender chuckles and asks, "And did the genie grant that wish too?"
The man nods and says, "Yep, sure did. Unfortunately, she had a thing for ducks."