A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free beer for a year! Ask bartender for details." Excited, the man asks the bartender about the offer.
The bartender explains, "All you have to do is complete three challenges. First, you have to drink a gallon of hot sauce without crying. Second, there's a pitbull out back with a sore tooth, you have to pull it out without getting bitten. And lastly, there's a sweet old lady upstairs who hasn't had sex in years, you have to satisfy her."
The man thinks for a moment and decides to give it a shot. He chugs the gallon of hot sauce, tears streaming down his face but he manages to hold back the sobs. He then goes out back and the sounds of growling and yelping can be heard but eventually the man emerges, slightly bloody but victorious.
Finally, he heads upstairs to the sweet old lady's room. After a few minutes, the sounds of moaning and groaning echo throughout the bar. The man finally emerges, exhausted but with a big smile on his face.
The bartender applauds him and hands him a certificate for free beer for a year. "Congratulations!" he says, "But I have to ask, that was incredible! How did you do it?"
The man shrugs and says, "Well, the hot sauce was rough but I managed. The pitbull was definitely a challenge but I powered through. But that sweet old lady upstairs…she asked me to act like I was the mailman."