A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life if you can make the bartender laugh." Intrigued, the man decides to give it a shot.
He walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer and a joke, please."
The bartender nods and the man starts his joke. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!"
The bartender chuckles and says, "That was pretty good, but not quite enough to earn free drinks for life. Want to try another one?"
The man nods and starts another joke. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
The bartender laughs even harder this time, but still shakes his head. "Sorry, that's not quite it either. One more chance?"
The man nods confidently and says, "Alright, here's my last one. How do you organize a space party? You planet!"
The bartender bursts out laughing and says, "That's it! You've earned free drinks for life!"
Ecstatic, the man starts celebrating and tells everyone in the bar his winning joke. The whole bar is laughing and having a great time.
Just then, a chicken walks in and says to the bartender, "Hey, do you have any jobs available? I heard you're giving out free drinks for life if you make the bartender laugh."
The bartender looks at the chicken and says, "Sorry, we're not hiring right now. But what do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!"