Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
One day, a man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a joke. The bartender handed him a mirror and said, "There you go, the funniest joke you'll ever see is right there." The man looked into the mirror and saw his reflection.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The doctor replies, "Have you seen an optician?" The man says, "No, just spots."