A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender hands him a beer and asks, "What's the occasion?"
The man replies, "I just got fired from my job as a psychic."
The bartender chuckles and asks, "Why did they fire you?"
The man sighs and says, "I just couldn't see myself working there anymore."
The bartender laughs and says, "Well, at least you saw it coming!"
The man shrugs and takes a sip of his beer. "Yeah, but now I'm worried about my next job. I heard they're hiring at the zoo."
The bartender raises an eyebrow and asks, "Why the zoo?"
The man grins and says, "I figure if I can't predict the future, at least I can work with animals who can."