A man walks into a pet store and asks the owner if they have any parrots for sale. The owner points to a cage in the corner and says, "We have one left, but I have to warn you, he used to live in a brothel so he might have picked up some colorful language."
The man is intrigued and goes over to the cage to take a closer look. Inside, he sees a vibrant and beautiful parrot sitting on a perch. The man asks the parrot, "Do you talk?"
The parrot looks at him and squawks, "SQUAWK! Yeah, I talk. What you want, buddy?"
The man is impressed and decides to buy the parrot. He takes him home and places him in the living room. The parrot immediately starts squawking, "SQUAWK! New surroundings, new surroundings! Whoop-de-doo!"
The man laughs and decides to test the parrot's vocabulary. He asks, "Do you know any jokes?"
The parrot tilts his head and says, "SQUAWK! I know plenty of jokes. Why did the chicken cross the road?"
The man chuckles and plays along, "I don't know, why?"
The parrot proudly exclaims, "SQUAWK! To get to the idiot's house! SQUAWK! Knock knock!"
The man is tickled by the parrot's humor and plays along, "Who's there?"
The parrot replies, "SQUAWK! The chicken! SQUAWK! Ba-dum-tss!"
The man can't stop laughing at the parrot's silly joke and decides to show him off to his friends. He invites them over for a dinner party and proudly introduces his new feathered friend.
As the evening progresses, the parrot starts telling joke after joke, filling the room with laughter. Suddenly, the parrot squawks, "SQUAWK! So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?' SQUAWK! Get it? Because horses have long faces! SQUAWK!"
The man's friends erupt into laughter, but then the parrot squawks, "SQUAWK! And then the bartender asks the horse, 'Why the long face?' SQUAWK! And the horse replies, 'Because I just found out I'm a parrot! SQUAWK!'"
The man and his friends burst into hysterics at the parrot's unexpected punchline. From that day on, the parrot became the life of every party, always ready with a joke and a squawk. And the man realized that he didn't just have a pet parrot – he had a true comedian in his midst.