A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for a year! Just ask the bartender how."
Excited, he goes up to the bartender and asks, "How do I get free drinks for a year?"
The bartender replies, "It's simple. Just complete three challenges."
The man eagerly agrees and the bartender lays out the challenges:
"First, you have to drink this entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching."
The man hesitates but eventually chugs the bottle of hot sauce, tears streaming down his face.
"Second, you have to go into the bathroom and shave off all your hair."
The man gulps but heads into the bathroom and returns bald as a baby.
"Finally, you have to go into the back alley and pull out the loose tooth of our mean biker regular, Big Mike."
The man turns pale but bravely heads out to the alley. There are sounds of grunting, screaming, and swearing heard from outside. Finally, the man returns, bloodied and bruised, holding a tooth in his hand.
The bartender, impressed, says, "Congratulations! You've completed all three challenges. You now have free drinks for a year!"
The man replies, "Thanks, but I think I'll pass. The tooth I pulled out was mine."