Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lantern. They rub the lantern and a genie appears, offering them each one wish.
The first guy says, "I wish I was off this island and back home!" Poof! He disappears.
The second guy says, "I wish I was back home with my family!" Poof! He disappears.
The third guy looks around and says, "I'm kinda lonely now. I wish my friends were back here with me." Poof!