There were three friends who were stranded on a deserted island for years. One day, they stumbled upon a magic lamp and, when they rubbed it, a genie appeared.
The genie offered each of them one wish. The first friend wished to be rescued and taken back home. POOF! He disappeared in an instant.
The second friend, eager to also be rescued, wished to be taken back home as well. POOF! He disappeared just like the first friend.
The third friend, feeling a bit lonely without his friends, wished for them to come back. POOF! The first two friends reappeared on the island.
They all looked at each other in confusion and the genie realized he had made a mistake. Embarrassed, he asked the third friend what his real wish was.
The third friend thought for a moment and said, "I wish for a never-ending supply of beer, a supermodel as my girlfriend, and a mansion on this island."
POOF! The genie granted his wish and disappeared.
The first two friends stared at the third friend in disbelief. "Why on earth did you wish for that?!" they asked.
The third friend just shrugged and said, "Well, now that you guys are back, I needed something to keep me entertained!"